Allbirds' rebrand as an AI infrastructure provider is an empty pivot repeating the Long Blockchain playbook. It is selling its shoe business for $39 million to become NewBird AI, a GPU-as-a-service provider with zero experience in chips, data centers or cloud, zero customers and zero GPUs, funded by a $50 million convertible pending shareholder approval. The stock still jumped 582% in a day. Long Island Iced Tea's 2017 blockchain rename ended in delisting and insider-trading charges. x.comÂ