GoPro's post-deal rally is a trap because buyers paid more than the fixed cash payout from Starman's acquisition will ever return. Starman, which makes optical parts for AI data centers, is buying GoPro for $285 million, about $1 a share in cash plus a small slice of the combined company, wiping out its heavy debt. GoPro lost $51 million last quarter as sales fell 31%, and warned in June it might not survive. Hype after a YouTuber disclosed an 8% stake pushed shares above the offer. x.comÂ