Datadog is capturing most of the new telemetry data tax from AI, disproving fears that AI would monitor itself or that LLM costs would eat observability budgets. AI workloads generate 1,000% more telemetry than legacy apps, revenue growth re-accelerated to 32% from 25%, and OpenAI and Anthropic are foundational clients. Billings grew 37% and RPO 51% to $3.48B, de-risking the next three quarters, and net revenue retention is back in the low 120s. At a 30%+ pace, $250 is next before year-end. x.com x.com x.com x.com