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Blackstone, Apollo, KKR and Ares, the highest-quality private equity and private credit firms, should outperform the S&P 500 over 10 to 15 years after getting ridiculously cheap. The sell-off felt much like Blackstone's BREIT redemption gating in 2023. These firms are opaque and boom-bust, unlike BlackRock, so the key is buying at low points to have the stomach to hold through the inevitable violent drawdowns ahead. x.comÂ
Scaled alternative managers Apollo, KKR, Brookfield and Ares stand to profit if investment-grade bond markets cannot absorb the $1-2T of hyperscaler debt due over the next couple of years. Private credit can then earn premium spreads for structure and flexibility at relatively low risk, as borrowers are under 1x levered and the credit is asset-backed, and few firms have the scale to partner with hyperscalers. Per @PrefShares, hyperscalers issued $159B of bonds in the first five months of 2026. … Show more
KKR is badly mispriced after the alternative-asset rout, and its latest results show operations holding up despite the alternatives and credit overhang. Asset gathering, perpetual capital and fee margins are all moving the right way, and recurring fee-related earnings are doing the heavy lifting while monetization stays lumpy. x.comÂ
Blackstone, KKR, Apollo, Ares and Carlyle face a re-pricing, not a correction, because AI capex is artificially inflating S&P 500 earnings. Hyperscaler capex becomes Nvidia revenue, whose profits make the index look healthy, but those are front-loaded accounting gains, not durable cash flows. When the capex cycle slows, the reversal hits everything downstream, including alternative managers and private credit. Per @Fiscal_ai, drawdowns already run from 33% at Carlyle to 46% at KKR and Ares. … Show more
Diamondback Energy, Coherent, Kaspi.kz and MercadoLibre suit a market where private credit is cracking and rates stay high. Blue Owl halted redemptions at a major credit fund, Blackstone injected $400M to meet withdrawals and BlackRock limited withdrawals from a $26B vehicle. Loans made at near-zero rates face higher refinancing costs as $98 oil from the Hormuz closure limits Fed cuts, while PIK interest masks deterioration. Credit tightening has historically preceded equity market stress. x.comÂ
Blue Owl is past the point of being cooked as redemption requests at its private credit funds far exceed expectations. Per @negligible_cap, Blue Owl Technology Income Corp received 40.7% redemption requests and Blue Owl Credit Income Corp 21.9% in Q1, with redemptions kept to 5%. The stock fell 9.5%. x.comÂ
AI financing deals increase the market's perception that alternative asset managers are financing the AI capex buildout, putting their shares at risk in a bust or slowdown. Even if the deals make sense on paper, Blackstone, Apollo, Carlyle, KKR and Blue Owl shares look likely to be pain points in any AI capex bust or slowdown. x.comÂ
Blue Owl's problem is its product, not its narrative: it sold retail investors illiquid private credit with no exit. Weeks after co-CEO Marc Lipschultz called its tech portfolio pristine with no red or yellow flags, investors sought to withdraw 41% of that fund and could get only 5%. His pay is tied to management fee revenue, not performance or credit losses, so executives profit from gathering capital even as loans sour or funds gate. Investors should run from anything associated with Blue Owl. … Show more
The coming IPO wave led by SpaceX, OpenAI and Anthropic will create wealth that must flow through exchanges, brokers, wealth and alternative managers and luxury brands, still valued below peaks. Rebalancing, margin loans and estate plans run on the same rails that handled the offerings. SpaceX alone brought about $500M in underwriting fees to Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley, and Nasdaq's fast-entry rule forces index buying within 15 days. In the 1990s this plumbing scaled with the money. x.com … Show more
Blackstone, KKR, Apollo and TPG remain a great short because alternative managers are structurally rowing against the tide. Portfolio companies carry bloated inventories, the IPO window is closed, the energy and inflation shock is squeezing margins, AI is disrupting business models, and generalists have crowded in treating them as compounders. CVC's earnings revision last week, from one of the more sober management teams with top-performing funds, signals what lies ahead for the rest. x.com … Show more
Blue Owl Capital's pristine financial model rests on assumptions that just broke. Its $2.92 billion revenue, 45% net margins and rising distributable earnings require every loan to keep performing. Yet Blue Owl suspended its Oracle data center project, gated investor redemptions because assets cannot be sold fast enough, and Jamie Dimon warned private credit players will blow up. With Brent at $119, no rate cuts through 2027 and memory shortages delaying builds, restructuring is the next crack. … Show more